How to Write, The Midnight Brony Style

1. Start at the beginning. Write about a thousand words over the course of two or three days.
2. Just get your ideas down on paper, don't worry about how good they are.
3. Realize that your intro sucks and delete it.
4. Repeat 1-3 until inspiration strikes.
5. Write down inspiration.
6. Wish you had endorsement.
7. Finish the chapter and publish on the internet.
8. Sadface when everyone says it sucks.
9. Shrug it off, do some revisions.
10. Move on to next chapter. See 1.

Oh, yeah, and happy holidays!